MFJoe

I like to cook, even if it’s just for me and the D. This amazing Chef’s knife from Ken Onion is made from layers of high carbon steel and has a ergonomic hardwood handle. This way, the next time I accidently cut myself (which happens, uh, about everytime I get near something I could cut myself with) it’ll just take my whole hand off. Combine all those trips to the hospital into one biggie, y’know, less of a chance of dying from staph…God, what a morbid turn this took. I’m done.

(Acquire, buy it at Orvis)