Oh, sometimes I wish I was a woman…then, I think about wage disparaties; the realization by many working women that they now have two jobs, one at work – one at home with kids, and the subsequent lessening of happiness that comes from this; the inscription upon the female body of thousands of years of corrupt philosophy and pseudo-psychology…you get the point.
But if I was a woman, I’d make that fat, incompetent man-child I married buy me a pair of these. 20th Anniversary New Balance 576s with stylings by the Japanese brand Tsumori Chisato. Unbelievably pretty.



(Hypebeast, duh)